AISubs v3.7
So, let's start from here and go to the recommended sauna and then we'll decide on a name.
Go ahead.
I'd like to say this about Aichi prefecture.
I went to Nikori Fure Sauna in Hokkaido.
That's the best!
I still have a lot of memories from there.
I went there because I wanted to go there.
1, 2, sauna.
I'll never forget how moved I was when I did this.
I'd say Miha, but also Ikebukuro and Karumaru.
That's great.
There's a lot of entertainment.
There's a lot of water sports.
There's a lot of different kinds of saunas.
If you don't mind, I'll say it.
I'd like to say Ikitsuke's Kariusi's sauna eve.
Chigyushi's sauna eve.
You can get everything you want there.
It's the best.
I don't know much about it, but I know it's called "eagle".
But it can't be helped. That's all I know about it.
And every time we say no, we go to the sauna or something like that.
And when we go bowling, the next day we say, "Wow, I saw it all. You went to the sauna, didn't you?"
I'm really angry, so I always think about it.
Bowling?
No, we go to the bowling alley and the next day we say, "Wow, you went to the sauna, didn't you?"
You guys let it flow like this at the bowling alley.
Anyway, today we're doing our favorite sauna project.
Yay!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Let's meet in our next video. Bye!
Wait, wait, wait. I'd like to go downstairs one more time.
I do show you my legs in my usual outfit, but you can't see them at all.
- No, I can't see you. - We're like that, too!
- They're like that, too! - We're like that, too!
- You guys will never use me again! - Chupis~
- I'm going to use you, okay? - You're so annoying.
Today's project, the first installment of "Shoukai Iron Box Challenge"!
Thank you very much!
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's such a weird project, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, it's not weird at all.
It's not weird at all.
It would be weirder if it was normal.
This is an original weird project.
No, it's not weird at all.
There's always going to be a twist.
It's not like you guys are assigned by NEPPA.
NEPPA!?
Don't give me meaningless jobs!
NEPPA!
Let me explain.
There's a saying.
If you pour hot water or alcohol on a hot stone,
and bathe it in water vapor,
that's the rule,
and you put that water vapor on it,
it's called NEPPA.
They open it for you like this,
and it doesn't itch and it feels good.
The person who does it is NEPPA.
I can't think of anything else.
It's God.
Let's clap for everyone.
It's no good.
What's no good?
How does it feel to be bathed in water?
It feels good.
What feels good?
It's hard.
What is it?
You get bathed in water.
It's cold and hot,
but you get bathed in hot water.
It's cold and hot, but it feels good.
It's in the way.
I got what you didn't like.
You're complaining.
Is this how you do it?
No, no, no.
So, today,
we're going to compete
who's the best NEPPA person out of the four of us,
and we're going to battle it out.
Winning at the Oshien is a good name.
I couldn't win at baseball,
but if it's NEPPA, I can do it.
It's in the way.
This time, I'm going to do the first topic of the NEPPA Oshien, which is written there.
Before doing the first topic, I told you to prepare only the NEPPA newspaper.
Please change clothes.
I've changed my clothes.
I always look at it, but I don't look like this.
I should buy this detergent.
I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.
I haven't changed my clothes yet.
Hurry up.
I've changed my clothes.
You...
It's boring.
Shut up.
What?
Don't you want to do it?
If you want to do it, do it properly.
This is funny.
Why are you wearing undershirt and jacket?
I'm wearing undershirt and jacket because it's Oshien in the afternoon.
This is funny.
It's not a problem.
The first topic is...
How many plastic bottles do you drop in a tray?
There are three items in this topic.
There are up to 30 items in this topic.
There is an official buster.
You can see how many bottles you drop in a tray.
The official buster is amazing.
There is a little water in this plastic bottle.
Can I say it?
It says "10 centimeters of water".
That's right.
I've tested it once with 10 centimeters of water.
It's impossible.
What are you talking about?
I haven't been to a sauna.
It's impossible.
I want to do it officially.
Let's drop 10 centimeters of water in this plastic bottle.
- First one up. - Yes.
- Mr. Insect Glasses. - Yes!
Go ahead.
- I'll go for it. - Yes.
- Anywhere, right? - Anywhere, as long as it doesn't hit anything.
- I'll go for it. - Go ahead.
- I'll go for it.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Huh?!
- No, no, no! - It hit something!
- It's still there! - It's a hit and run!
- It's a hit and run!
- It's a report from the heat wave industry. - It's a hit and run.
- It's the lowest. - It's a hit and run for the customer.
0.5 centimeters.
- Well, it's a little... - This is terrible.
- Well... - It's difficult in this heat wave.
- It feels like the wind is blowing up. - I see.
- You can't hold it down. - I see.
- Next up is Shiba Inu. - Yes.
- This is... - The sound.
- It's difficult.
- The impact of this turning point is the most important. - Bang!
- I'll try it once. - Yes.
- Nice! - Nice one!
- I'll go for it. A little mid-range. - Yes!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Well done! - Well done!
- 5 hits! Shibayu-san, 15 points. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - Wow!
- That's great! - That was beautiful!
- You're aiming for a cool performance. - Yeah!
- Next up is Shintarō. - Yes.
- It's like this. - I'll go for it.
- Third player, Shintarō. Go ahead. - Yes!
- Oh, it went back quite a distance. - I'll go for it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Nice! - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- That was close! - That was close!
- Shibayu and Shintarō are tied for 15 points. - Wow!
- That's frustrating.
- You could've done better. - I'm so tired.
- This is a heavy towel. - I've been doing that all along.
- Okay, last up is Tetsuya-san. - That's good for you.
- Huh? - That's the best thing you can do.
- The opponent will run away, but what will you do if you fall down like that?
- I don't need any proof of victory or anything like that.
- I just want you three to be happy about it.
- I'll go for it. - I'm tired.
That's lame.
Can you fall?
Can you skate?
If you can fall, it's okay.
But you're better than me.
But it was a little lame.
It's lame, isn't it?
I fell on my own.
I understand why you can't lie down.
So, Shibatoshi is in charge of the first task.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shimei-san, are you strong?
Not yet.
I don't think you can reverse it at all.
Let's do our best for the second task.
Yes.
The second task.
Sauna-style food system.
Ta-da!
Fill up the maximum number of three times for each bag you meet.
That's your task.
What?
That's it?
What's the first task?
The first bottle fell, didn't it?
The second one is food system, isn't it?
The first one is different.
The first one has a higher number.
The second one is different, then.
The first one, Mr. Insect Glasses.
Yes.
Go ahead.
I forgot how to feel the wind.
Yes.
Hold it big and touch it while holding it.
You can do it slowly.
I'll fix it here.
Yes.
I'll do it.
2.7.
Yes.
That's right.
I'll do it.
2.6.
This is hard.
2.8.
8.1.
8.1!
I don't think it's a good idea.
I wonder.
Second place, Shibayu-san.
Yes. Go ahead.
I've noticed.
It's like a fighting technique.
The way you swing.
It's like a student.
I'll do it with Iwamoto Musashi's feelings.
Go ahead.
I did it.
2.9.
That's strong.
1.6.
That's dangerous.
It's divided up.
It's precise.
It's divided up.
It was strong just now.
It's divided up.
2.8.
Yes!
Oh, no.
The second place is a little behind.
The second place is behind.
What's the total score?
7.3.
Well, well, well.
Yes, yes.
I wonder if it's like this.
I'll do it.
2.5.
I'll do it.
Wow, you look strong.
You look strong.
1.5.
What?
You were the strongest, weren't you?
You're right.
2.5.
Yes!
Was there such a difference?
6.5 points.
It's a dominoes.
I see.
If you do it, you can turn it in an instant.
Oh, you're a fan.
Yes, I'm a fan.
I can't hit it because it's the best.
That's right.
It's difficult.
I'm inexperienced.
I feel like I'm flying with a bullet.
Can you turn it in an instant?
I think this one is stronger.
Oh.
You can turn it in a sauna.
In a sauna?
You guys.
Don't call all the things in the sauna "sauna".
Why?
The hot air flowing chair I bought when I was selling camping supplies.
Don't call it "totonoisu".
It's called "totonoisu".
It's a camping product.
Is it only available in "totonoisu" in Japan?
There's something like this.
If there's a sauna, it's a sauna.
Don't say that.
Okay, I'll show you what I can do.
Yes.
I'll do it.
3.3
3.4
2.6
Good!
Total score is...
9.3
Wow!
The highest score!
Awesome!
Really?
You practice at home, don't you?
Don't lie!
You're good at cheating!
Total score is...
Nishii-san, 8.1 points.
Shibayu-san, 22.3 points.
Koshimizu-san, 21.5 points.
Tetsuya-san, 15.3 points.
Wow!
That's a shame!
But it's a good game.
You know it, right?
Lastly, I'll move on.
Okay.
Oh! Is it finally...
Is it finally...
Can you cheat?
I'm excited!
Let's go!
Okay!
Good job, Tetsuya.
Huh?
You got it just now, didn't you?
I did as usual.
Look!
Oh, look! It's "Infinity Chair"!
What do you mean "Infinity Chair"?
It's a hot topic, "sauna, pool, tidy chair"!
Gross!
What do you mean "tidy chair"?
The main thing is "tidy chair".
Look! It's this big and...
Hey, look!
It's this big and...
No, you say it!
You say it!
It's like this on an airplane!
Besides, the way you say "I'm going to fall down" is so gross!
It's just a bunch of the same images over and over again!
It's like I'm on Earth!
It's too gross!
The 3rd category is "Performance Competition"!
Cut it out!
I don't know what you're talking about!
So far, it's been fine, physically.
What kind of performance score is that?
Calm down and look at this.
Don't look at me like that!
Isn't this just too much?
This is a store that's been shut down year after year.
It's been four years.
It's only been 64 years.
There are places for performance.
So, the 3rd category is "Performance Competition".
This is a vote of customers.
In real competition, there are 25 spectators and 8 judges.
That's a lot!
The total is 33 points.
But this time, we have two of them.
What?
Judges and customers.
Each of them has 11 points.
So, in total, it's 33 points.
That's a lot.
I haven't said it before, but this is what we're doing.
That's what it is.
It's Shimizu-san's favorite "nickel leaflet".
That's right.
It's crazy.
One, two, sauna
We're all doing it.
That groove.
"One, two, sauna" performance.
It's like I'm starting music.
My groove is hot.
You're crazy about your own music.
No, it's only going in that direction.
Anyway, it's pretty hot in our studio.
Let's do it quickly.
Shimizu-san, please.
All right, then.
I'd like to start the rolling service on the afternoon of the 12th.
Then, first of all, in order to make you more tired this time, I would like to do a light stretch and then start rolling, so let's all do our best and do a light stretch.
Then, I will start the rolling service.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Okay, let's do it again.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
If you have a pain in your hand during the rolling service, please do not force yourself to use water.
Then, I would like to continue rolling service.
This time, in order to strengthen your fighting spirit, we will play the game while doing a plank.
Each of you will go blue 15 times, so please do it now.
- Please do it. - Yes!
- Dad, you can do it! - I'll do it!
- Everyone, go blue. - One...
- Everyone, go black. - Twelve...
- Everyone, go black. - Thirteen...
- Fourteen... - Everyone, go black.
- Thank you. - It looks so difficult.
- Everyone, go black. - Fifteen...
- Sixteen... - Seventeen...
- Eighteen... - Nineteen...
- Thank you. - Everyone, we're not done yet.
- I'm tired. - I'm exhausted.
- Let's do it again. - Fifteen...
- Sixteen... - Seventeen...
- Eighteen... - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Everyone, we will play the game twice. - Can I do it once?
- Yes.
- Are there any other games like this?
- I think I've told you enough. - Are you sure?
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- We will play the game 12 times. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.
- Did you do it? Did you do it a little more? - No, but it's good.
- That's right. - Eagle's stretch salad is very good.
- That's right. After all, I'm here to sweat, so I'm going to promote it more.
- I think it's a good master who took advantage of the wide space.
- This sauna space is wide, isn't it? - Yes.
- I think you can use it with music. - Yes.
- The score has been adjusted. - Yes.
- Um, I, um, score...
- 9 points! - Oh!
- Yes. - Thank you very much.
- Me? - 8 points.
- Yes, thank you very much. - Um, I'll give you 8 points.
- Thank you very much.
- It was wonderful. - Yes.
- Then next. - Yes.
- Next. - Yes.
- Please.
- Yes.
- What is it? - What is it?
- This tension is the worst.
- There's a difference in the role service starting now, isn't there? - Yes, there is.
- Wow! - It's delicious!
- Harmonious! - Harmonious!
- It's forbidden! - It's forbidden!
- I can't do it more or less. - I can't do it more or less.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Uh, 11 o'clock.
- Uh, 11 o'clock in the afternoon.
- Short sauna service.
- Uh, I'd like to do it.
- I'd like to do it.
- Uh, I'd like to do it.
- Short sauna.
- Uh, I'd like to do it.
- Honey, will you marry me?
- Idiot!
- Kyaa! I'm happy!
- Su...
- Kyaa!
- That ring has
- not a diamond
- but a sauna stone
- that's been heated up.
- Kyaa!
- It's wonderful!
- Sauna, 10 minutes.
- Water bath, one minute.
- All set!
- Here we go!
- Thank you!
- Uh...
- Thank you!
- Uh, continuing...
- Short sauna.
This is my self-proclaimed martini.
However, you will be drinking this oropo.
In fact, I like that one better.
Sauna, one minute, water bath, one minute.
It's all set.
Uh, short sauna.
Ah...
Did you think I was playing "Roryu"?
That's right! It's "Roryu"!
Well...
It's a cold gag now.
Until now, it was a funny gag.
A funny gag.
And now...
It's a cold and boring gag.
So...
I want you to experience the funny gag.
How do you like it?
Are you feeling better now?
Ah...
Now...
Ah...
Close your eyes.
Now...
I'm ready.
T-o-t-o...
I'm ready.
I'm ready to go.
Let's go!
It was a funny gag.
Yes.
So...
It was a short sauna.
I'm glad I got some good performance.
I see.
You got some good performance.
I'm a little better now.
You are better now.
What's my score?
6 points!
Oh, I see.
Mine...
6 points!
Oh, wow.
Mine...
7 points!
Oh, wow.
Congratulations!
You got it!
The content and performance are great.
I think there wasn't much saliva.
The performance was definitely great, but...
Yes, I agree.
But it was great.
Yes, it was great.
I'm Sanpani.
I'm Kishi.
Now, we will start...
"Rogue Science" on TV.
Now, we will start "Rogue Science" at 0:30 AM.
Now, we will start...
"Rogue Science" that I'm good at.
If you give me a topic, I will...
"Europe".
I will give you "Europe".
I will give you "heat wave".
Heat wave
"Swimming pool".
I have decided.
I will give you "swimming pool".
I will give you "heat wave".
I have decided.
Isn't it too early?
Think about it.
I will give you "heat wave".
I haven't thought about it.
Thank you very much.
I haven't thought about it at all.
Then, I will give you a substitute.
You can't fix this problem with my song.
With your song?
Yes, as a performer.
Then, I'm sorry.
Only the number of saunas can make you stronger.
Like a stone in a sauna room,
I will pour water all over you and put you in a sauna room.
Please say "banzai".
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
It's a good song.
Thank you very much.
Then, we will end this 30-minute hole service.
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you like it.
It's great.
It's a good reference.
I want to do it.
It's a banding version.
It's great so far.
I tried it with "funky".
You were very good at "nakakage".
It's the opposite.
You are warm.
You are warm only in the sauna room.
Thank you very much.
I want to win.
Shall we rate it?
I decided it.
10 points.
11 points.
10 points.
Great.
Thank you very much.
I want to cherish the sense of unity.
I haven't grasped it yet.
But I understand the atmosphere of my performance.
I don't want to lose and I want to do my best.
I will start dancing.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the sparkling sauna world.
Recently, technology has developed.
In movies, you want to smell, your body wants to shake, and you want to be watered.
There are various effects.
You may feel very realistic.
This time you can feel it even if you close your eyes.
Everyone, please listen carefully.
Feel it all over your body.
Exciting music high school.
Exciting drum attack.
The batter is No. 1, Oyaizu.
The audience is cheering for you.
If you are out of here, you will not be able to advance to the finals.
Good luck, music high school.
It's a great declaration.
The batter is Oyaizu.
Oyaizu concentrates and stands up from the next batter circle and teaches immediately.
Everything depends on the batting of this catcher.
YouTube national anthem.
Oyaizu is developing.
He is a handsome man.
He is very rich.
He is a beginner batter.
This is dangerous.
I will do my best next year.
Please sing with me.
Thank you very much.
What?
I'm tired.
Are you crying or sweating?
I'm crying from the beginning.
I've been crying since I came in.
You did a great performance.
You said you wanted enthusiasm.
I want you to feel your swing and pitch in real life.
I want you to show me your body.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you one point.
What?
One point.
I'll give you four points.
Well...
It's a rule.
You didn't do well as a goalie.
And you were not good at commenting.
You were bad from the beginning to the end.
The game is over.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was a great battle.
The result was good.
It was very intense.
Please announce the score.
Shibai got 33.1 points.
Shibai got 41.3 points.
Shimizu got 51.5 points.
Tetsuya got 19.3 points.
The winner is Shimizu.
Congratulations!
The last performance was excellent.
How many points did you get, Mushi?
33.1 points.
How about me?
Me? 19.3 points.
I won all the competitions.
I said I wouldn't perform.
I'm lame.
I'll give you 19 points.
The competition is over.
19 points.
I'll bring a band next time.
We'll never play baseball again!
I'll be the one playing baseball from now on.
You guys play catch ball in the sauna.
What was that?
You guys were funny videos.
We didn't know anything.